A misunderstanding

Due to sterility of the husband, the Smith couldn't have children and they decided one day to use a surrogate father to expand the family. The day the surrogate father had to arrive, Mr Smith kissed his wife and said: "I am going. The man will soon be here, and I prefer not to see it."

Half an hour later, by chance, a babies photographer doing door-to-door sellings ring the bell hoping to sell his services.

- "Good morning Madam, I come to..."

- "Oh no, no need explanation. I was expecting you", interrupted Mrs Smith.

- "Really?", asks the photographer, "All right. So you know that I am a babies specialist?"

- "This is what my husband and I hoped. Come in and take a seat."

After a moment, blushing, she asks: "well, where do we start?"

- "Leave it to me. Usually, I try twice in the bathtub, one on the couch, and possibly two on the bed. Sometimes, the living room floor is cool too."

- "You can really do it anywhere: bath, living room floor? "No wonder that it didn't worked for Harry and I..."

-"Madam, none of us can guarantee a good result every time. But if we try multiple positions, and I take six or seven angles, I am sure that you will be satisfied with the results."

- "But it's a lot of...", choked Mrs Smith

- "Madam, using my method, a man shall take his time. I could enter and leave in 5 minutes, but you would be disappointed, I'm sure."

- "I did not know", quietly said Mrs Smith.

The photographer opened his bag and pulled out an album photos of babies.

- "This has been done on the roof of a bus in London."

- "Oh, my God!", exclaimed Mrs Smith, kneading her handkerchief.

- "And for these twins, it went exceptionally well when you consider how it could be difficult for the mother."

- "She had difficulty?", asked Mrs Smith.

- "I am afraid. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to do the job properly. People were clustered on about 4 or 5 rows, pushing to have the best view."

- "4 or 5 rows?", asked Mrs Smith her eyes wide open in astonishment.

- "Yes, replied the photographer, and for more than 3 hours the mother was screaming and yelling without stopping. I had trouble to concentrate. When it started to get dark, I could finally start. And then, when the squirrels began to chew my equipment, I just had time to repack it."

Mrs Smith leaned: "you want to say that the squirrels chewed your... hum... equipment?"

- "Right. Well, Ma'am, if you are ready, I will install my tripod and we can start."

- "Tripod?"

- "Oh yes, I need to use a tripod to hold my CANON. It is really too big for me to hold it for a long time... Madam? Madam? "Oh my God, she fainted!"