BBQ grill

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the Barbecue grill."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was Right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage?

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Un homme et son épouse travaillaient dans leur jardin un jour, et l'homme regarde son épouse et dit: "Ton cul devient  vraiment  grand, je veux dire vraiment grand.  Je parie que ton cul est plus grand que la grille du barbecue".

Sur ce,  il  va chercher un ruban à mesurer et  mesure la grille et ensuite se rend où son épouse travaillait et mesure le derrière de son épouse.

"Oui, j'ai eu raisont ; ton cul est plus large que la grille du barbecue de deux pouces!" La femme choisi d'ignorer son mari.

Plus tard la nuit au lit, le mari se sent un peu folâtre.  Il fait quelques avances envers sa femme qui l'ignore complètement.

"Que se passe-t-il?", demande-t-il.

Elle répond: "tu penses vraiment que je vais allumer cette grille à gros cul pour une petite saucisse?