The barman

A little joke to end the day!!!!

Beauty and the bartender

In a brewery, a lovely woman approaches the bar. She signalled the bartender to come closer. When he arrives, she waved in a fairly seductive manner for him to get closer still. He leans over and she begins to stroke his beard.

Are you the Manager? she says sensually caressing his face.

Uh.... Actually no, replies the bartender.

Can you get him? asks the woman slipping her hand in the bartender's hair.

Unfortunately no, breathes the bartender visibly taking pleasure with the situation.

Can you do something for me? asks the woman runniing her fingers over the bartender's lips.

Of course replies the man.

I would like to leave a message, she says sliding a finger and another one in the bartender's mouth who slightly sucks them.

What is the message? asks the bartender.

Tell him that there is no paper nor soap in the ladies toilets......