Anything that goes to my mind: ideas, thoughts, questions and many more.
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the Barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape...
Je déteste vraiment ma vie en ce moment et particulièrement la vie d’ici. Je me rappelle quand je vivais à St. Domingue et ça me manque beaucoup. J’ai toujours détesté les États-Unis parce que toute ma famille y vis; pas que je n’aime pas ma famille parce...
Never regret anything that has happened in your life; it cannot be changed, undone, or forgotten. So take it as a lesson, learned and moved on with your life. ************************** Ne regrettez jamais tout ce qui s'est passé dans votre vie ; il ne...
R. is happy that I'm back and been acting like someone who just fell in love and trying to be romantic. He called me many times when I was in Miami saying that he misses me and wanted to hear my voice or see me. Now all he want to do is be with me, cuddle...
No matter what happens, we always have a choice. Even when it seems there is no option, there is always something else that can be done...What happens in our lives is the result of decisions that we make. **************************** Quel que soit ce...
I can't tell if I'm happy to be back "home" but I'm glad that the "damn" vacation is over: it's was the worst vacation I ever spent in my life. I didn't plan to go on vacation at this time but as my daughter wasn't going to summer camp and my brother...
Ce matin-là, le petit Maxime entre dans la salle de bains pendant que sa maman est en train de prendre un bain. L'air très intrigué, le gamin pointe du doigt les seins de sa mère et demande : - Maman, maman ? C'est quoi ça ? - Eh bien mon petit chéri,...
It is believed that life will be better when we get married, when we have a baby and then another. Then we are frustrated because our children are not old enough and we believe that everything will be better when they are older. Then we are frustrated...
On croit que la vie sera meilleure quand on sera marié, quand on aura un bébé puis un autre. Puis on est frustré parce que nos enfants ne sont pas assez vieux et l’on croit que tout ira mieux quand ils seront plus vieux. Puis on est frustré parce qu’ils...
An 80-year-old man went for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says: "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replied: "God and I are tight. He...